Name: Albie Rock
Actual first name: Albert. word up.
D.O.B: 1/7/76
Sign: Crap-ricorn
Hometown: Hamden Ct. hwc, sucka
Eyes: brown
Hair: long
Build: lanky orangutan horse face
Tattooing since: 10/15/99
First tattoo: a skull, on mitch gibbs.
Favorite vegetable: onions
Favorite holiday: halloween
Favorite colors: pink and black, green and yellow
Most favorite book: the outsiders
Favorite article of clothing: brand new socks
Shoe size: 14
Favorite animal: black rhinoceros
Favorite fish: coelocanth. fuck evolution.
Favorite movies: emmet otters jug band christmas, labyrinth, dark crystal, time bandits, baron munchausen, outsiders, goonies, uhf, spirited away, buffalo '66, city of lost children, pulp fiction, shaolin vs. wutang, master killer...
Favorite food, day or night: panniecakes
Favorite drink: ever: apple juice.
Favorite carbonated drink: ROOT beer. virgil's, maine root, cap'n eli's, i.b.c., and henry weinhard's...
Favorite tool: axes and hammers, hit them in the head.
Favorite murderer: ted bundy; killed only hot chicks, word up. they deserve it.
Total # of jobs fired from: 35
Top five bands: Avail, Piebald, Neil Young, Morrissey, and The Beatles.
Most favorite hip hop artists: mos def, de la soul, dead prez, talib kweli, common, oliver hart, big l, cannibal ox, mf doom, and most importantly, the wu-TANG clan.......
Dietary preferences: vegan since 97. vegetables dont lay eggs.
Best thing ever: 2 daughters, harvest skye;light hair, dark eyes, and maple star, dark hair light eyes.
Pets: 2 dogs, hamden; 1/2 catahoula 1/2 lab, and olive; gangster pit bull
Preferred drawing instrument: col-erase pencils....terracotta, tuscan red, brown.
Biggest artistic influences: peter schumann, bread and puppet theater, the o.d.b., jim henson, terry gilliam, chuck palahniuk.

All about: pirates, pumpkins, folk art, cooking, puppets, kung fu movies, not doing drugs, keeping it real, the woods, pink shirts, road trips, talking shit, beards.

Totally not into: drugs, sports, hunting, nascar, politics, voting, punk rock scenesters, fake meat companies, person chameeleons, cheese, tattooers, one-uppers, ribbed black t-shirts, connecticut